RP Logs 6/20/17


 * 12:37 Emerald Pup *Tackles Asmo real quick, challenging to a playfight for old time's sake*
 * The villain umm
 * 12:37 Asmodeous Paradoxicus Z *I tumble a little ways off, before playfully pawing at Skit's face with one paw.*
 * 12:37 Emerald Pup A serial killer who essentially is depressed about his family dissing him
 * 12:38 Asmodeous Paradoxicus Z And he gains superpowers or something-
 * 12:38 Emerald Pup *paws back, growling and I pounce again*
 * 12:38 Asmodeous Paradoxicus Z For some reason I was thinking of a bulldog villain.
 * 12:38 Emerald Pup yas
 * 12:39 Asmodeous Paradoxicus Z A serial killer bulldog with acquired powers who is depressed about his family dissing him and so he seeks out other animals (i.e. us) and tries to quell their happiness with death-
 * *I duck, before butting my head into her side and smirking, tail waving to and fro.*
 * 12:40 Anakin Jared * Anakin Jared is rolling around in the grass vicious, acting like I'm painfully dying *
 * 12:41 Emerald Pup *Narrows eyes and grins, running again and barreling Asmo over with paws, pinning them down. I stick my tongue out teasingly*
 * 12:42 Anakin Jared THEY'RE INVADING
 * 12:42 Emerald Pup And yepppp
 * 12:42 Anakin Jared I DON'T WANT TO SLEEP
 * TOOO ENERGIZED
 * 12:43 Asmodeous Paradoxicus Z Did you drink coffee again-
 * 12:43 Anakin Jared WHAT IF I HAD COFFEE
 * I CAN HAVE CHEST PAINS AGAIN
 * FFFFFFUUUUUUUUUUN
 * <span class="time" style="color:rgb(157,157,157);float:right;font-size:12px;">12:43 Emerald Pup
 * <span class="time" style="color:rgb(157,157,157);float:right;font-size:12px;">12:43 Anakin Jared IT'S A SMALL WORLD AFTER ALL
 * <span class="time" style="color:rgb(157,157,157);float:right;font-size:12px;">12:44 Asmodeous Paradoxicus Z Someone must have put a roofie in or something, oml.
 * <span class="time" style="color:rgb(157,157,157);float:right;font-size:12px;">12:44 Emerald Pup You need friends Anakin *pats back* We're here for you
 * <span class="time" style="color:rgb(157,157,157);float:right;font-size:12px;">12:45 Anakin Jared I AM A LIVING WEAPON NOT A LIVING BEING
 * <span class="time" style="color:rgb(157,157,157);float:right;font-size:12px;">12:45 Asmodeous Paradoxicus Z *Picks up Anakin by the scruff with my jaws.*
 * <span class="time" style="color:rgb(157,157,157);float:right;font-size:12px;">12:46 Anakin Jared LET ME GO
 * <span class="time" style="color:rgb(157,157,157);float:right;font-size:12px;">12:46 Asmodeous Paradoxicus Z (Why did I type Again instead of Anakin)
 * <span class="time" style="color:rgb(157,157,157);float:right;font-size:12px;">12:46 Anakin Jared I AM SUPREME
 * <span class="time" style="color:rgb(157,157,157);float:right;font-size:12px;">12:46 Emerald Pup (At least you didn't type Asmo)
 * <span class="time" style="color:rgb(157,157,157);float:right;font-size:12px;">12:46 Asmodeous Paradoxicus Z (XDDD)
 * <span class="time" style="color:rgb(157,157,157);float:right;font-size:12px;">12:46 Anakin Jared *STRUGGLES*
 * TAKE ME TO YOUR LEADER
 * I'LL NEVER SPILL THE BEANS
 * FITE ME
 * <span class="time" style="color:rgb(157,157,157);float:right;font-size:12px;">12:47 Emerald Pup This is why you don't do drugs, kids.
 * <span class="time" style="color:rgb(157,157,157);float:right;font-size:12px;">12:47 Anakin Jared I HAVE BALLS OF FUCKING STEEL
 * <span class="time" style="color:rgb(157,157,157);float:right;font-size:12px;">12:47 Asmodeous Paradoxicus Z *I start walking with Anakin dangling from my jaws.*
 * <span class="time" style="color:rgb(157,157,157);float:right;font-size:12px;">12:48 Emerald Pup *Follows*
 * <span class="time" style="color:rgb(157,157,157);float:right;font-size:12px;">12:48 Anakin Jared *MOVES HEAD LIKE A FREAKING ROCKSTER GIVING MYSELF A HEADACHE*
 * THERE'S SOOOOO MANNNYYYY TREESSSS
 * <span class="time" style="color:rgb(157,157,157);float:right;font-size:12px;">12:48 Asmodeous Paradoxicus Z *Can't really talk, but I wave my tail around good-naturedly.*
 * *I take Anakin into the same metal bunker that we fought Kyrusiden in before.*
 * <span class="time" style="color:rgb(157,157,157);float:right;font-size:12px;">12:50 Anakin Jared *Struggles*
 * *Yawns*
 * We're the titans of industry
 * Pave the way to militant victory
 * Lay waste to your desolate cities
 * <span class="time" style="color:rgb(157,157,157);float:right;font-size:12px;">12:51 Asmodeous Paradoxicus Z *Sets him down on the metal floor, and I sit down and let him do his thing.*
 * <span class="time" style="color:rgb(157,157,157);float:right;font-size:12px;">12:52 Anakin Jared Take our place in annals of history.
 * Got my vision on the periphery
 * Adequate positioning is key
 * Think you'll hit me with your blitzkrieg...?
 * YOU'RE MORE LIKELY TO LIFT ME
 * CUZ I AM THE TANK TERMINATA!
 * NEXT TO ME YOU'RE NOTHING BUT POTATAS
 * YOU HAD BETTER-*Limp movement, breathes*
 * *Rolls back and forth*
 * *Groans*
 * <span class="time" style="color:rgb(157,157,157);float:right;font-size:12px;">12:54 Emerald Pup ...
 * *Watches too*
 * <span class="time" style="color:rgb(157,157,157);float:right;font-size:12px;">12:55 Anakin Jared Lolit'stoolatetoshowernow
 * Wait, I have to wake up in 4 and a half hours
 * lel
 * <span class="time" style="color:rgb(157,157,157);float:right;font-size:12px;">12:56 Emerald Pup.
 * Bed. Now.
 * <span class="time" style="color:rgb(157,157,157);float:right;font-size:12px;">12:56 Anakin Jared MAKE ME MOMMY
 * <span class="time" style="color:rgb(157,157,157);float:right;font-size:12px;">12:57 Asmodeous Paradoxicus Z *Picks Anakin back up, and trots away down a hallway.*
 * <span class="time" style="color:rgb(157,157,157);float:right;font-size:12px;">12:58 Anakin Jared NOT HALLWAYS
 * SO... THIN
 * LINEAR
 * VIETNAM FLASHBACKS OF CORRIDOR FIGHTING
 * TOO MANY CORRIDROS
 * THE MACHINE GUNS
 * THE SHOTGUN
 * <span class="time" style="color:rgb(157,157,157);float:right;font-size:12px;">12:59 Asmodeous Paradoxicus Z *Opens up a tiny door that's on the middle of the wall, and I toss Anakin into it--in the door, it's a small cushioned room that has just enough room to serve as a bed.*
 * <span class="time" style="color:rgb(157,157,157);float:right;font-size:12px;">12:59 Anakin Jared THE 360 NOSCOPE NOOBTUBE NADE-IT'S PILLOW WORLD
 * YAAAAAAAAAY
 * <span class="time" style="color:rgb(157,157,157);float:right;font-size:12px;">12:59 Asmodeous Paradoxicus Z *I close the door and open the little rectangular sliding peep hole.*
 * <span class="time" style="color:rgb(157,157,157);float:right;font-size:12px;">12:59 Anakin Jared IT'S MISSING BONDAGE THO
 * <span class="time" style="color:rgb(157,157,157);float:right;font-size:12px;">12:59 Emerald Pup I was gonna say "Looks like your dad's gonna make you" but I realize considering the early context iT IS VERY WRONG SO NO
 * <span class="time" style="color:rgb(157,157,157);float:right;font-size:12px;">12:59 Asmodeous Paradoxicus Z *I sit down and watch.*
 * <span class="time" style="color:rgb(157,157,157);float:right;font-size:12px;">1:00 Anakin Jared I can see the fanficition
 * BURN IT
 * <span class="time" style="color:rgb(157,157,157);float:right;font-size:12px;">1:00 Emerald Pup ... no
 * <span class="time" style="color:rgb(157,157,157);float:right;font-size:12px;">1:00 Asmodeous Paradoxicus Z *I twitch my tail.* Oi, Anakin. You want some food?
 * <span class="time" style="color:rgb(157,157,157);float:right;font-size:12px;">1:01 Emerald Pup <span class="message me-message" style="white-space:pre-line;word-wrap:break-word;color:rgb(157,157,157);">* Emerald Pup thought he was supposed to be sleep
 * <span class="time" style="color:rgb(157,157,157);float:right;font-size:12px;">1:01 Asmodeous Paradoxicus Z Food coma.
 * <span class="time" style="color:rgb(157,157,157);float:right;font-size:12px;">1:01 Anakin Jared I DON'T WANT TO EAT MY OWN ARMS YET
 * ACTUALLY
 * *Bites into arm*
 * *Drinks the blood from it*
 * <span class="time" style="color:rgb(157,157,157);float:right;font-size:12px;">1:02 Emerald Pup *facepalms*
 * <span class="time" style="color:rgb(157,157,157);float:right;font-size:12px;">1:02 Asmodeous Paradoxicus Z *Blasts the entire room with cyan energy.*
 * No.
 * <span class="time" style="color:rgb(157,157,157);float:right;font-size:12px;">1:02 Anakin Jared *Movement is null*
 * <span class="time" style="color:rgb(157,157,157);float:right;font-size:12px;">1:03 Asmodeous Paradoxicus Z *I open the door and slide a blanket in. I put in a pillow under his head, and I close the door back.*
 * <span class="time" style="color:rgb(157,157,157);float:right;font-size:12px;">1:04 Anakin Jared I'M YAWNING BUT FEEL ENERGY IN MY ARMS
 * I FEEL LIKE SLEEPING BUT HAVE THE NERVE TO PUNCH SOMEONE IN THE GUT 50 TIMES OVER
 * <span class="time" style="color:rgb(157,157,157);float:right;font-size:12px;">1:05 Asmodeous Paradoxicus Z *Hands Anakin a plushie to punch.*
 * *I thump my tail on the ground, before setting it over Skit's back.*
 * <span class="time" style="color:rgb(157,157,157);float:right;font-size:12px;">1:06 Anakin Jared *Cuddles plushie*
 * <span class="time" style="color:rgb(157,157,157);float:right;font-size:12px;">1:06 Emerald Pup *Stares at AJ, jaw agape in utter confusion*
 * ( tfw accidental trashbag http://prntscr.com/flv3iq )
 * <span class="time" style="color:rgb(157,157,157);float:right;font-size:12px;">1:07 Anakin Jared WINDFLARE, FUCKING DAMMIT WE DON'T HAVE TIME FOR THIS.
 * <span class="time" style="color:rgb(157,157,157);float:right;font-size:12px;">1:07 Asmodeous Paradoxicus Z *Presses my tail against Skit's back for a brief moment, before standing up.*
 * <span class="time" style="color:rgb(157,157,157);float:right;font-size:12px;">1:08 Emerald Pup *Looks at Asmo, head tilted in confusion*
 * <span class="time" style="color:rgb(157,157,157);float:right;font-size:12px;">1:09 Asmodeous Paradoxicus Z *I press a hidden button on the wall, and the room Anakin is in detaches from the wall and it converts into a tiny carriage.*
 * <span class="time" style="color:rgb(157,157,157);float:right;font-size:12px;">1:09 Emerald Pup ...
 * <span class="time" style="color:rgb(157,157,157);float:right;font-size:12px;">1:10 Anakin Jared MEOW
 * <span class="time" style="color:rgb(157,157,157);float:right;font-size:12px;">1:10 Asmodeous Paradoxicus Z *Using the fourth-wall-breaking-power-of-character-ownership, I call in a random winged Pseudo to come in and hull thr carriage out of this rather dim hall. I follow them.*
 * the*
 * <span class="time" style="color:rgb(157,157,157);float:right;font-size:12px;">1:11 Anakin Jared OMG, IT'S ANGLES
 * AM I GOIGN TO HEAVEN
 * NOOOO I WANT TO GO AND BURN IN HELL
 * <span class="time" style="color:rgb(157,157,157);float:right;font-size:12px;">1:11 Asmodeous Paradoxicus Z *The Pseudo silently bangs on the room firmly with one wing to quiet Anakin.*
 * <span class="time" style="color:rgb(157,157,157);float:right;font-size:12px;">1:12 Anakin Jared OW
 * <span class="time" style="color:rgb(157,157,157);float:right;font-size:12px;">1:13 Asmodeous Paradoxicus Z *I look at Skit, and coerce her forward so that she's ahead of me.*
 * <span class="time" style="color:rgb(157,157,157);float:right;font-size:12px;">1:14 Emerald Pup *Walks ahead of Asmo*
 * <span class="time" style="color:rgb(157,157,157);float:right;font-size:12px;">1:14 Asmodeous Paradoxicus Z *Paws at Skit's tail playfully.*